Just a few short things today.
Link to a humorous clip of Bill Gates speech at the Consumer Electronics show, about his upcoming last day at Microsoft, is posted below. Even though I don’t like Microsoft all that much, the clip is pretty good:
BillGatesThe other thing I thought I’d post was a link to article about the window washer who fell 47 stories in New York and survived. Amazing story.
WindowwasherThe paper this weekend had some political funnies collected by Daniel Kurtzman with NY Times company. Thought I’d post a few:
Joe Biden:
“I mean think about it, Rudy Guiliani, there’s only three things he mentions in a sentence - a noun and a verb and 9/11, and I mean, there’s nothing else”.
David Letterman:
Sen Larry Craig (caught in the Idaho restroom) gave “new meaning to the word caucusing” when he was caught playing footsie in the men’s room with his infamous “wide stance”.
Conan O’Brien:
Craig announced his resignation from the Senate, then later reversed his decision after “talking it over with guy in Stall No. 3”
Jay Leno:
Craig was inducted into the Idaho Hall of Fame - not the entire hall, “just the men’s room”.
Mike Huckabee:
After John Edwards billed his campaign for two $400 haircuts, Huckabee quipped “We’ve had a Congress that’s spent money like John Edwards at a beauty shop”.
Mitt Romney:
No quotes here. Story just mentions that Romney once strapped the family dog to the roof of his car during a long road trip. The dog was apparently not happy with the arrangement, and registered its protest with excrement on the roof and windows. (I had never heard this story, and can’t believe that someone would even tie a dog to a car roof. I can’t see voting for someone this stupid.)
Two George Bushisms:
In 2000, George Bush asked “Is our children learning?”
In 2007, Bush said, “Childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.”
Maybe one day, George will learn to speak the English language.
Miss Teen USA (non political):
Miss Teen South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, was asked why 1 out of 5 Americans can’t locate the United States on a map. Her answer:
“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and , uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the United States should help the United States, uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future”.
(Sounds like she’s been taking English lessons from George W Bush).